Role-Models & Half-Wits.

SO – I did some research about really smart things celebrities have said. And I was so inspired after reading them all, and felt all inner-peace-y and stuff. Then I got bored with the new profound wisdom, and decided to see what stupid things celebrities have said and…boy, some of these people are really dumb-witted imbeciles.
All and all, I picked my favorites from both and decided I want to share it. May you be enlightened, and also convulse with laughter.

Quotes shared by the brighter few:

1. “You’re only human. You live once and life is wonderful, so eat the damned red velvet cupcake.” – Emma Stone
2. “If there’s any message to my work, it is ultimately that it’s OK to be different, that it’s good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color.” – Johnny Depp
3. “Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that’s real power.” – Clint Eastwood
4. “You pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too. That’s a part of it. I’d be more frightened by not using whatever abilities I’d been given. I’d be more frightened by procrastination and laziness.” – Denzel Washington
5. “Overcome the notion that you must be regular. It robs you of the chance to be extraordinary.” – Uta Hagen
6. “I believe there’s an inner power that makes winners or losers. And the winners are the ones who really listen to the truth of their hearts.” – Sylvester Stallone
7. “As a young man I prayed for success. Now I just pray to be worthy of it.” – Brendan Fraser
8. “I believe you make your day. You make your life. So much of it is all perception, and this is the form that I built for myself. I have to accept it and work within those compounds, and it’s up to me.” – Brad Pitt
9. “The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.” – Jack Nicholson
10. “There are no regrets in life. Just lessons.”- Jennifer Aniston

…and now the less fortunate (intelligent-wise) few:

1. “It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” – Axl Rose
2. “It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” – Bryant Gumbel
3. “When I’m really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay.” – Kathleen Turner
4. “We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” – Jason Kidd (NBA Player)
5. “He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” – Don King
6. “The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” – Joe Theismann
7. “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” – Britney Spears
8. “What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” – Paris Hilton
9. “Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.” – Jessica Simpson
10. “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger (FUN FACT: I can’t pronounce Arnie’s surname).